Dedicating this song to all the patzers like me our there....(Singing to the tune of Lobo's "Me And You A Dog Named Boo")
I remember till this day
I became a targeted prey
How my pieces got stuck
After twenty moves
Wifey did ask me not to go;
'Cause my game is gonna blow
Oh, how I wish I never learn this game
(chorus)
Me and you and my game smells like poo
Pieces living and dying by my hand
Me and you and my game smells like poo
How I luv being "Patzer-man"
I can still recall
How quickly my pieces fall
And the ev'ning I got caught by a simple skewer
These chess players really made me work
Then caught me with a Knight fork
Another reverse pin and
I'm dead meat again
(chorus)
Me and you and my game smells like poo
Pieces living and dying by my hand
Me and you and my game smells like poo
How I luv being "Patzer-man"
I'll never forget the day,
I got mowed down in early gameplay
The lights of the playing hall
Totally unsettling my brain
Though it's only been a month or so
My fears and doubts continues to grow
Want to get away and back to my wife again
(chorus)
Me and you and my game smells like poo
Pieces living and dying by my hand
Me and you and my game smells like poo
How I luv being "Patzer-man"
:)
Very well done! Too bad the subject matter is negative. :(
ReplyDeleteHere in the States, very few people will even acknowledge they know who Lobo is. "Don't Expect Me to be Your Friend" always brings a tear or two to my eyes...
Thanks greg,
ReplyDeleteSorry about the negativity but that's absolutely how I felt after my horror performance on Monday blitz games at Manly chess club.
I just thot I need to let off some steam and get over the losses quickly. :)
Of course everyone knows Lobo. Simple unpretentious music, no gangsta rap, no high-tech guitars not singers yelling out at the top of their voices.
cheers n have a great day :)
tanc: Well, here's hoping that your next substitution of song lyrics is done to the tune of Kool and the Gang's "Celebrate!"
ReplyDeletethanks, greg! :)
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